10.  “Ugh, my blood sugar is high”

9.  “Ugh, my blood sugar is low”

8.  “Where is my meter?”

7.  “Why!?” (referring to number on meter screen)

6.  “I need a diabetes vacation.”

5.  “If only I wasn’t a diabetic…”

4.  “How will my health be in 20 years?”

3.  “Where’s our cure already?”

2.  “They don’t understand”

1.  “Is this <random symptom> caused by my diabetes?”

 

Goshhh, I’d love to have all of this out of my brain :)